Well I got my tongue pierced three days ago,and this hurt like hell. I went on google today to look up how to care for the piercing and the first thing it said was NOT to use any kind of listerine. I said to myself," Damn the man at the shop just told me to rinse my mouth out with listerine after everything I eat,smoke,drink, and etc. So now I am really lost on what to do. That's not even the icing on the cake, my ring is too big for my mouth and it's starting to make an imprint under my tongue.Hopefully, it will bee okay by the middle of next week.

I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

I'm bored. Let's shave my !

Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

You're so sexy when you're hungover.

I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

The best part of sex, in my far-from-humble opinion, is the pleasure you can cause in your partner(s).
While being stimulated by your partner is certainly far better (for most people, if their partner's any good at
it) than masturbation, it is still pretty much the same, only better.
Going down on a lover, on the other hand, allows you to get a kind of pleasure that you cannot give yourself, even
in part; the vicarious or empathic response you get from their reactions.

So I have decided to get a frenum piercing, So come on everyone, Give me your advice. Tell me about you piercings and what I should expect..

It's been One Year now that I have had my PA. From a10 ga up to the present 0ga. Along they way I have had a lorum in and out and now a hafada and working on loosing my second Guiche. I have to say the PA has pretty much become a part of me to a point I forget i have it, that is until i have to pee. Then its Oh yeah look at this; now don't pee all over yourself like an old man with bladder control issues. I enjoy having my piercing and am always wondering whats next. I thank all of the friends I have met along the way for their encouragement and honest opinions.

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, and asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?

I got the other 3 scrotals done today. Total of 8. I haven't had a good look at it yet but I'm excited to see it once it stops bleeding and I can get things cleaned up. I saw a photo on here of a guy with about 12 heavy gauge rings and I really liked it. Maybe I'll get to that gauge or maybe have more CBR's inserted between these. Not sure. But I never thought I'd be the guy with 12 pieces of steel in his junk!

I find it really interesting that out of all the buddy-list oriented sites i belong to, this one is the most two-faced and harsh. I realize it is most likely due to a good majority of Tribalectic users must be made up of very young and/or immature individuals! I have never witnessed so many "buddies" removing me or others from their list for doing nothing wrong, except maybe not chatting with them enough. If you don't give someone a chance, you'll never know if that person will be a decent buddy anyway! But who really cares? I certainly don't!

“Things a Perfect Woman Would Say”

I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

I'm bored. Let's shave my !

Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

God… if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

You're so sexy when you're hung over.

I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

“Sex Fairy”

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4.