Here we are in the midst of the Thanksgiving holiday in America and I thought it important to really understand where and how this wonderful holiday, enriched with all sorts of feasting and family time, came about in the first place.

Most stories of Thanksgiving start with the harvest celebration of the pilgrims which stems from their ancient Pagan background and celebration of Lughnasadh where in England the year’s harvest was celebrated and like many Pagan holidays, officially adopted and recognized by the Church of England as Apple Day or Harvest Home.

SILVER BALLS
(sung to Silver Bells)

SILVER BALLS!
SILVER BALLS!
SOON IT WILL BE A SEXY WILLY!
RING A LING!
DING A LING!
SOON IT WILL BE A SEXY DAY!

Swingin' big balls,
Pretty big balls,
Making weighty PAs
In the air there's a feeling of piercings

People poking
Tapers stroking
Making room for low gauge
and on every Tribe penis you'll see

SILVER BALLS!
SILVER BALLS!
SOON IT WILL BE A SEXY WILLY!
RING A LING!
DING A LING!
SOON IT WILL BE A SEXY DAY!

See the 6 inch
See the 8 inch
see the ones with no hair
in the air there's a feeling of piercings

Hear the s

I get lots of questions every week from my guy friends here that see my pumping pics and want to know more. Well I don’t know what you already know about pumping but I’ll start with the basics.

A penis pump is a cylinder that is fitted over the penis, with a manual pump to create suction. Use baby oil as lubrication over the entire penis and cylinder. As the apparatus creates a vacuum around the penis, blood is drawn into the penis, helping it to become engorged or filled with blood.

Have I ever told you about my inbred Cousin Luther? Well, besides being cockeyed and crazy acting at times, he’s pretty sharp when it comes to common sense. He has never learned to drive and don’t really want to. He does drive a tractor on his farm but the local sheriff forbids him to ever drive it to town because the last time he did he was drunker than Cooter Brown and we all have partied with a Cooter Brown in our lifetime so you can relate.

I'm sorry folks but I just saw this and I'm still crying!
None of my blogs could top this $hit!
What screwed up ba$tard could come up with this music video? You have got to watch this all the way though! I mean it!
It's so worth it! You'll be singing it all the way to work!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gXG5SeXV7c

Attention Tribal Gang! I just read this in our local paper here in Nashville.

If you love stories about ‘The Man’ looking stupid then you’ll love this one. Seems FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital here in Nashville that was under investigation for insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of records, the group of agents got quite hungry.

The FBI was taping all conversations at the hospital, this is what was recorded when the agent in charge called a nearby pizza delivery service to order some supper for all his people.

I really need a job and bad! I am so embarrassed because I have so little to do. Right after I retired from the military I was spending some time up on the ridge with some of my inbred cousins, you know just to shoot the and all. Why not? None of them work. I figured we had something in common.

Two of them, Lula Mae and Lucy Ann started hanging on me all the time. Then they started to just stare and lick their lips at me when they walked by making me feel real creepy.

NOW LISTEN UP EVERYBODY.

STAND UP! BE PROUD!

YOUR MUSICAL TASTE IS LIKE A WINDOW INTO WHO YOU ARE!

SHOW US ALL WHO YOU REALLY ARE! GIVE US YOUR TOP 5!

I'LL START.

This is the last in a 3 part series examining the holiday we know as Halloween. We have seen one of the world's oldest holidays is still celebrated today in several countries around the globe. Let’s take a look at how Halloween is celebrated around the world and finally in the countries where it originated.

As promised here is Part 2 of the Halloween series. We have already examined the early origins of Halloween and its ties to Paganism and followed it all the way to the discovery of the New World. Let’s take a look now as to what happened to the development of Halloween once it landed on the shores of the American Colonies.

As European immigrants came to America, they brought their Halloween customs and traditions with them.