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What I Did This Past Weekend!

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Submitted by mike hugo in mike hugo's blog on August 24th, 2009

This past Saturday morning I got up early and quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to my truck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. Pissed, I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife’s back now with a different anticipation in mind and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

My loving wife of 25 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out boating in that?”

And that’s how the fight started…………………….

Just your average white collar guy with some major steel in his pants.

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sandyguy45
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 6:30 am

Hey Mike, A great way to start off the week..!

Thanks, Sandy uPinkLol

jthafe
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 7:59 am

Oh wow! I've had a few moments like that in my life too. At least make up sex can be great.

TempestOfNature
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 8:38 am

i think that was a bad day to start in my world i love the rain in would rather be in bed having the craziest sex ever then to go anywhere...but to find out that my husband wanted to go out for boating would've pissed me off 2 i mean think about it it's raining outside it maybe ugly for some but its a day for passion and of course tons of crazy sex to me uLove uPinkLol

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Razor
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 12:40 pm

I just don't understand why in the hell you let the rain stop you from fishing. And i truely hope that she was pulling, well you extremley long middle leg.

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Posted on August 24, 2009, 1:25 pm

that is so funny Sticking out tongue Eye-wink uBiggrin xx

SLS
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 1:41 pm

That's a good one. I'll have to remember to tell that one at work.

sneeks
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 3:31 pm

your wife has a good sense of humor me thinks....nice lady..lol Smiling

they say life begins in your 40's,am about to find out and i have..this is the life for me,yo ho ho and a bottle of.....mmnnnn

mike hugo
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 8:08 pm

You guys are so funny too! I love you guys and Stormpisces, we do actually love stormy days in bed like you! Spit, she loves to pull my middle leg which can make me forget anything. I've got more, just you all wait!

Just your average white collar guy with some major steel in his pants.

subtlemagik
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 8:24 pm

Man! In my book she gets bonus points for being that quick witted before even getting out of bed.

But then, I'll bet you gave her the bonus points! Go Mike!

If you find yourself embroiled in a contentious campaign, or stuck at a frat party, go ugly early.

mike hugo
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 8:47 pm

You sound like you've seen my 'bonus point' subtlemagik. hee hee

I think when I spooned her she knew what was on my mind.

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jthafe
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 8:52 pm

Of course she knew Smiling I'm sure something was poking her to help her figure it out too LOL!!!!!

TempestOfNature
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 10:39 pm

Lol. ....

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mike hugo
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Posted on August 24, 2009, 10:43 pm

Oh you girl! You know you love those stormy days!

Just your average white collar guy with some major steel in his pants.

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Posted on September 20, 2009, 10:12 am

God Mike better than me! I went nice sunny day, took my girl this Bad Words Storm comes out of nowhere the damned boat is half full of watter got 4 poles in the lake all running! So! Im lockin up bails shovin poles under seats and trying to cover up my
(now really pissed off girl)Well It blowes over we start trying to reel in catfish) Im gettin bitched at the whole time BTW. OK! Get em all in but 1 and this Bad Words Is up in the bullrushes I can see this hogg and no way am I lettin this one go, so WTF Im already soaked Im goin in 2 get him out.As Im goin over the side the woman tries to grab me thinkin im nuts! Were both in now and Im gettin hell beat outa my ass uWhipped Finally I get the fish out a the reeds her in the boat and shes fighting him!Im tryin to get back in the boat becouse in my intelegence Id baited the other 3 poles before I went dippin. Now I got 3 poles runnin again a pissed off woman who cant fight a 20+pound cat Puzzled a shitt load of pissed of skeeters from me goin in the reeds and this dam fish is chasin my ass uAngry1 Im sure it was satin in watter! now! I got the dam line cuttin hell outa my legs,me screamin lock the reels and shove the poles under the seat and her scream back the dam swarm is now attacking her.Ok this could go on for hours uHappy Im relishing it all! I finally make er back in the boat get the line that's dug into me like warn winch cable undone get the big pig in get the other 3 poles unbound and all them in ,start to bail the boat out that's half full a cat fish swimming all the hell over in it ,shes standing on the deck now screamin (cant touch this)Im wishin I had a 44 mag to shoot this devil fish becouse the only thing between him and me is a tin seat uAaahhh So 2 the pipe wrench I had thankfully left in the boat was at hand! and 2 beatin hell outa fish I went.Ok, everythings dead now I got em on a rope over the side. boats bailed, suns goin down and a swarm od mosquitoes from hell upon us! Ya know? Im just not so fu Bad Words king sure it is as fun beeing misserable as it used 2 be! But dam I think Id take 20 of those days over a boring one Cool After a 2 hour filleting session and a bright thought of hunny come take a soda bath with me uCat All turned out to be a dam fine weekend. BTW? It was rainin this morning and I thanked god! LMAO

mike hugo
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Posted on September 20, 2009, 10:20 am

hahahahahahahaha! I like your story better!

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Razor
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Posted on September 20, 2009, 1:03 pm

And this is why I dont fish with women. Men understand it. And it all sounds perfectly normal. The soaking in the tube part is as it should be. This is called fun honey, dont you just love it being out in nature? Man against the elements.I would love to hear her tell this same story I bet it sounds a whole lot different. Probably just as humorous.