Okay, I had seen the inner labia piercings in a couple of adult movies in the past (with the clitoral hood), and I have to say, I was a little jealous. I wanted it...no, I had to have it. I had a vertical clit hood piercing for years and finally decided to go for it.
I called a local tattoo/piercing place to find out what to expect and how much they would cost, then let her know I would be in the following day. Well, I decided to go in and see her face to face first so that she wouldn't be a 'complete' stranger when I dropped my panties for her the next day. She was cool, very down-to-earth and made me feel comfortable.
The following day (Saturday), with a fresh, clean, shaved kitty, I showed up (hell yes I was nervous), and I filled out the papers. She brought me into her station where everything looked a lot like a doctor's office; very clean and sterile...pictures of piercings all over the wall. I dropped my panties and got up on the 'doctor's table', both legs on either side of the table, per her instructions. She used a couple of 'placement hoops' to get an idea of how they would look and handed me a mirror. "I love them...let's do it."
She explained what she would do and how I needed to breathe and she would shove it through on my exhale. Okay, I can do this... Inhaaaaale....aaaannndd.."WAIT..I'm not ready.." (lol) So we went again and she shoved it through. I yelled, "HOLY SHhhh...." I think pulling the jewelry through hurt worse than the actual piercing though.
Then after a few minutes to catch my breath and remind myself, "You're gonna love them when you're done...you can do it." I inhale......aaannnnddd..exxxxhale..."FFUUUUUckkk.."
lol
Yeh, they hurt. Maybe I'm a p*ssy..I dunno..but after a couple kids, several tattoos (large ones), and having just about everything pierced at this point, I would expect to be able to take it like a pro. But not the case.
So I walk out, thanking her profusely, paying her (and tipping her nicely), I thought...this isn't so bad...I can walk just fine..
Then I went to pee.....it's fine. Doesn't sting or anything. Then I patted dry...YYyyeeeouch!!! That stung. Basically every time after that, when I peed, it was sometimes the pee that stung, but sometimes it didn't hurt until I patted dry, like I disturbed it or something.

It bled for a whole day and that was it. I went back to work Monday morning not at all ready for what I was going to endure. For whatever reason, I was in the most excrutiating pain every time I walked (was it cuz my thick thighs hit the hoops every step I took??), peed, tried to sit...you name it. I know people at work (a very professional environment) thought I must have gotten worked OVER that weekend (lol) cuz I was walkin' funny...but whatever...it would all be worth it soon.

Well, I've had it for 8 days now. I have done sea-salt soaks in a little cup about 4-5 times a day, whenever I need a little soothing relief. A couple of times a day I clean it with Cetaphil antibacterial bar soap that I lather up and rub gently all over down there (nobody sells Provon or Satin in the stores). I leave it on a few minutes then rinse, after working the lather into the holes by working the hoops back and forth. They feel so much better today than they did just 2 days ago. Hopefully the worst part is over and I'm on the 'down-slope' in the healing process.

They're so pretty..I love them. And they've made me that much more 'aware' of my kitty..it's a turn on knowing that they're there. Oh, and to be honest, the second day I had them, I was soaking them in warm sea-salt water..and.....well, we became better acquainted and I decided I loved them...it was hot. LOL